Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Curious Case of Chris Brown




Okay, real talk, why is everyone surprised about this whole scenario? Really do you think a guilty 19 year old would drive himself to the Police Station in a rented Lamborgini? Let’s face it, Chris thought it would be a matter of signing paper work, singing a song for them and busting a dance move. Too bad it has been a set up from the beginning, let me explain…


Unknown to many his mother endured domestic violence from her long time boyfriend. Chris grew up around abusive relationships and harbors hatred for the man who mistreated his mom. Young Chris would call his mom to mind whenever he argued with a girlfriend. He always solves disputes with a dance off. He frequently wins with the elbow- stop- motion move shown in Stomp The Yard.


Chris turned himself in. Why not just let the police come and get you, if you are guilty? If the O.J. chase was an act of desperation, then this was an act of innocence.


He is being charged for criminal threats…c’mon, this sounds like a set up. Who really believes a threat from Chris Brown? Now if Chris Brown promised me someone else would do me harm…then I might believe him.

If we are talking about bruises and signs of battery on Rihanna, the half giraffe Barbadoian robot, I don’t believe it. There are two things I won’t do… get in a crack pipe race with Whitney Houston or walk down a dark alley with Rihanna. I can’t trust her and now (I hope) Chris Brown has learned his lesson.


Robot Giraffes don’t bleed. There are reports that Rihanna has bite marks and umbrella bruises. Don’t believe the hype, this is a set up. She found out about the DoubleMint money and wanted in. Chris reminded her of her success and Cover Girl Ads, she turned over a table and then Chris sang “I’m gonna take you down” and then witnesses reported that he threatened her. It happened in that exact order.



The bruises? Any half giraffe would have markings that show up from time to time…. The normal giraffe patches showed up and to explain them away Rihanna had to think fast, being a robot she didn’t care that the story would put her slightly younger and less successful unofficial boyfriend in the spotlight. Check the bite marks too, if they aren’t perfectly lined and large, they don’t belong to Chris Brown. If the bite marks don’t fit, you know the rest...


In the video for “Kiss Kiss” Chris Brown let his fetish for biting known to the public. Anyone looking at Rihanna can see that she could take a bite, no trouble. This is why I at first believed in their relationship. The size of her neck and the size of his teeth spelled out true love to me and most of the Billboard Music Award audience. But little did we know that what was usually reserved for the bedroom would turn around and bite Chris in the butt.


Why do you think the relationship has never been officially declared? Because Rihanna always knew this would happen… it’s been planned since the beginning. INS can’t touch her now that she is embroiled in this case, she’s needed stateside for the investigation.


This you tube video explains it all:









Stay tuned because tomorrow the Prosecution will make her case against Mr. Brown.





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